Warning: this is a post about fart jokes. If you possess a higher maturity level than me, which is likely considering I still laugh at such jokes and anything regarding poop, feel free to stop reading. The bloggy blog is admittedly hitting a new low today.
Additionally, this is a Public Service Announcement ~ AUDIBLY FARTING IN PUBLIC IS NOT OK. Don't you know I have a problem controlling my laughter?!
K, so sometimes shit happens. I mean literally, it does. Hopefully you're prepared and have your life under control enough to find the facilities, but apparently some people just don't.
Scene:
Glenn and I went to see a movie with my family yesterday {This Is 40 ~ hilarious and inappropriate and also awkwardly long. I recommend Red Box/Netflix.} and had the pleasure of sitting behind a group of those people who have zero courtesy for others in the theater. Ya know, cell phones lit up in our face; cackle-laughing at each preview like everyone's the next big comedian; and walking in and out of the theater constantly.
Well at one point, I had to be that person who goes to the bathroom. But I didn't feel too bad because we were sitting in the back row and I also have a little bit of tact.
But the guy in front of me certainly didn't. He gets up just moments before me and walks out of the theater about 10 steps ahead. As we turn the corner into the lobby, I'm scared out of my mind by that sound. Yes, the sound of a fart. From an adult man. IN PUBLIC.
Not only do I possess zero maturity and can't hold in my laughter at fart noises, but this guy had some serious talent. No one else around us heard it, I presume, because I was the only one who had to stop smack dab in the middle of the lobby to cross my legs and stifle laughter. I legit almost peed my pants because I was cracking up {I was on my way to the bathroom to begin with, after all!} and by the time I burst into the bathroom, there were laughter-induced tears streaming down my cheeks.
I also presume this guy either wasn't aware anyone heard his one-man symphony or he was truly embarrassed, and reasonably so, because he didn't even turn around when this whole event happened. He just kept on walking. WHAT?!
So, y'all, such things happen in my life. And because this blog was started as a place to channel my crazy ramblings, I'm now writing about such happenings here.
I might lose a mature follower today thanks to this.
I might also gain a few who enjoy fart jokes and dirty humor. If that's you, email me and let's be friends. Lord knows I need to meet more people who also laugh at The Farting Preacher as much as I do.
Best part ~ 0:58 or so. Enjoy.
Alright, it's obviously time for me to go finish my middle school homework and do my chores.
11 comments:
bahahah!! i knew there's a reason I like you're blog...i too laugh at fart jokes and giggled at your recap. This is 40 was long, right? I saw it, liked it, but wasn't in love. Man I think the guy was probably embarrassed if he just kept walking...that's what I would do hahaha
LMAO!!! Sounds like something my father would do. How about those silent but deadly crop dusters in Walmart? (<---silently raises hand). I mean, I justify it because its Walmart.
That is tragic, but so hysterical! And oh my gosh, I haven't seen the preacher clip in forever! Still funny!!
This made me laugh out loud! I love that preacher video too, I about peed the first time I saw it.
bahahahahahahahah I probably wouldve been like Serioulsy dude...;) and then bust out laughing
This totally made my day! Thank you :)
Considering farts are a common subject, sound, and smell in my house your post does not offend! It's too bad he didn't catch you, catching him, sometimes the shame in the act is more funny then the sound!
Girl, I will be 90 years old and laughing at farts. Immature ... maybe. Whatever.
This is the first post I read. And I already love you. Love your wedding dress. You looked gorgeous!!
amanda @ weandserendipity
I love that comment above mine! This is exactly why I love your blog :)
Woo! I smell Heaven's bakery cooking up something good for you, sister!
Hallelujah, hallelujah!
You're not alone. I'm dying!
Let's be friends!
I've been reading your blog for a little while...LOVE your sense of humour! You have a talent, don't lose that!!
Farts are a part of life, we all do it...I think it's life's way of making us smile (& laugh till your sides hurt). I find humour especially in those "wait-did-they-just...they-did!...can't-believe-they-did-that!" moments. The best.
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