Friday Letters
Dear Friday: Where the eff have you been?! I thought we were friends, but apparently you've been hanging out with someone else behind my back, because it feels like you've been gone forever.
Dear Glenn: Even though I've been an incredibly stressed ball of biatch this week because of that job thang, thank you so much for standing by me and supporting me. And by support I mean not institutionalizing me when I flip out about the craziest things.
Dear Glenn: Even though I've been an incredibly stressed ball of biatch this week because of that job thang, thank you so much for standing by me and supporting me. And by support I mean not institutionalizing me when I flip out about the craziest things.
You're a rare find, dude, and I just freakin' love ya!
Dear Buggins: After yesterday's post, I'm starting to believe you're becoming more famous than me via this blog. I'm not sure how I feel about it, but you're just so damn cute I can't even be jealous... Revel in it, girlfriend. The people, they love you!!!
Dear Googlers: One question ~ what the fucknuggets?! These things led you to my blog...
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| I'm not even gonna tell poor Holly about this; it would simply crush her! |
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| You said they love me?! They love me not :( |
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| I guess it was this post, but I can't say I've ever pissed myself at a party... that I know of. |
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| It appears I'm galavanting around on some sexy stems. |
Dear best friend: YOU'RE COMING TO VISIT ME THIS WEEKEND!!!!!!!! And if our conversations are any indication, my liver is pre-pissed at you for the upcoming shenanigans.
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| Law & Order SVU drinking game: Drink whenever Ice-T is badass. Which is always. |
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| Sushi, drinks, and dancing? She knows my heart. |
Dear bloggy blog friends: Straight up, I'm so grateful for every single one of you. You read this blog on the reg, which means you know full well that I'm cray cray, and yet you stick around and you love me, support me, and make me laugh daily until I about piss my britches {again, I guess}. My britches hate ya, but I LOVE YOUS!!!
Happy weekend, y'all!
My apologies in advance in drunk tweets are twatted and drunk Instagram pics are insta'd. Me+Erin = adslfkjadsofua;sdlfjsdljf
28 comments:
Hahaha why are you SO FUNNY!? I love everything about this post. You keep me laughing, girlfriend. I CANNOT WAIT to read all of your drunken extravaganzas this weekend...it'll keep me entertained while I'm at work (womp womp!) Happy weekend, pretty girl! Hope it's wonderful!
I totally have TMJ too and that pop, lock and drop it is the most hilariously accurate thing I've ever heard about my jaw. Thanks for that!
I love how absolutely cray cray you are! YOU me dear are a rare find!
love love love. I think Holly is perfect and should marry Louie, even though he can't use his man bits anymore. They don't need children, they could travel a lot.
I LOVE that pic of Holly "love me vs. love me not" soooooooooooooo cute!
I used to grind my teeth. Anj would wake me up, well, shake me awake, and make me stop. It went away when I quit that God-awful job.
And, Anj used to think that song, "Pop, Lock & Drop It" was saying, "Hot Pocket Droppin'". Bless his heart.
You said "dear best friend" and I was sure you were talking about me. How sad for me. I'm going to cry now. Bye.
Yayyy for your BFF coming in town! Since her name is Erin I'm just gonna assume you REALLY mean you wish it was coming in town!! ;) Holly is amazing btw... I'm not sure if I'm more excited to meet her or you. Hmmm. Okay okay, you're definitely 1st place, but Holly is a close 2nd. And Glenn can be 3rd- I suppose ;)
PS- I better get a drunk text.
Hey girl! I found you from Friday letters and adore your blog! From this post I have two observations:
1. Your Glenn sounds as patient as my boyfriend. When I'm a crazy-ball-of-who-knows-what, I'm not sure how he still looks at my and thinks, "I love her." Rare dudes indeed.
2. Since my last name is Cray, my eyes totally perked up as soon as I saw "Cray cray" posted!
Hahahaha, "Drink whenever Ice-T is badass. Which is always." I LOVE IT!
I will expect drunk "tweets to be twatted" and drunk pictures. Bahaha. Can't wait ;)
Love little miss Hollsy ballsy. Dunno where that came from.
Lmfao you are just hilarious!! & you for you and your best friend! have an amazing weekend hun <3
You're better than me. I can't post about my little babe because he will FOR SURE steal the spotlight and i don't like sharing. Eh..maybe one day!
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Oh! This post makes me miss my bestie!!!
Y'all have fun now, you hear? :-)
You crazy ladies have so much fun this weekend...oh, to be YOUNG and KID-LESS again...oh, the things I would be doing. Kidding...I love my kids. ;) Take a shot for me...I like Red Bull and Jager. ;) And your search words are hysterical...I got "How do I get rid of Shanna's body odor" once. Go me!! ;)
You're hilarious, totally the opposite of cray, cray! ;)
haa omg i love this! im so happy i found your blog :) cant wait to read more! xo
amazing texts lol!!
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drunken weekends with friends are the best!! Those are some interesting phrases to find your blog hahaha!! Holly makes adorbale faces!!
Have a great weekend!!
I haz so many loves for you. Hope you have fun and give Holls a big ole kisssss for me :) Tell her I don't think she's weird at all and that any weirdness she does have? Comes from her mother. Wait what? Also, hoop earrings are my thing.
i just wish that i could party it up with you. loveeee youuu
I hope y'all have an amaze balls weekend! Xoxo
SVU drinking game...drink whenever Ice-T is a badass...genius. Pure genius.
Girl, you are totally cray cray but that's why I love you and your bloggy blog!
I love to laugh and am looking forward to following you!! Now I am off to explore some of your other posts:)
Just dropping in to meet you and follow:)
(following via GFC)
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hahaha - We play a Law & Order: SVU drinking game too! Also, sushi+drinks+dancing= my favorite!
My jaw does that too! Hope you enjoyed your weekend!
Hey, you have TMJ too?! I'm DEFINITELY following you now ;)
it's annoying isn't it? I first discovered our lovely friend years ago in high school math class when I yawned (hello, maths) and proceeded to have my jaw stuck wide open for 2 hours. No-one called me Annie after that.
Anyhow, you're a hilarious writer! I'm so glad I stumbled on your blog, you definitely have a new fan now :)
xx annie // WEMAKEPLANS
I seriously want to meet your dog! I'm a huge dog person and yours just seems so cool ;)
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