Somethin' Bout a Bug

Welcome to www.southernourway.com, y'all!
Except I'm not sure if that's what the address bar says yet, but soon it will.
My blog has been a very good girl lately, so I figured it was high time she got rewarded. A custom domain it is! 
But for now, Blogger has deemed girlfriend "in transition," which really just sounds like she's phasing out of a rehab program or something... 

So y'all just bear with me for a few days as I get all the blogspot drugs outta her system, pleaseandthankya! 
{For example: The GFC box isn't so fond of bloggy's new domain yet.}
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Last week, my bloggy girl Cari posted a fun "A-Z About Me" and I loved getting some insight into who she was!
And because I'm conceited, I assume y'all want the same insight into my life. Right? Yes, of course.

But you're just not gonna get that today. Sorry, Charles.

We all know Buggins is the real star of this bloggy blog.

Oh gurl, you knowz it.

The A-Z of Holly Buggins

A. Age: I'll be the big 0-5 next month!
B. Bed size: Couch. Aka - Spoiled Brat.

C. Chore you hate: Having to move from my parents' bed, at all.

That's right, I have my own huge bed and yet choose their King. Because I'm a Queen, duh.

D. Dogs: Umm, is this a joke? LURRRVE them, of course!
E. Essential start to your day: A nice tinkle and walking Mom around outside in her pajamas for any number of minutes while the neighbors point and laugh. Hardy-har-har.
F. Favorite color: Well, no one felt the need to tell me that dogs are pretty colorblind, or else I wouldn't have signed up for this bidnass. So, hmmph.
G. Gold or Silver: I'm a nice shade of luscious gold, thankyaverymuch!
H. Height: Roughly 1'9"
I. Instruments you play: Anything that will get me onto the Ellen DeGeneres show and make Mom famous. She's greedy like that.
J. Job Title: Lazy ass hound dawg.
K. Kids: Bishes took away my baby makin' parts long ago, and thank heavens for it! Ain't nobody got time for some nipple-bitin' pups all up in my bizz.
L. Live: I've decided my parents are drifters, seeing as how in my five short years I've lived in six houses, but for now we live in a big ol' Southern city called Charlotte, NC.
M. Married: Nah dude, I'm an independent woman! BORRRRRN FREEEEEE!

Actually flying. Don't act like you're not impressed.

N. Nicknames: Lord have mercy, my parents just looooove these "nickname" things.
O. Overnight hospital stays: I pooped blood once and mom cried and made me go to the doctor for some needle-pokin' and stickin'-a-thermometer-up-my-buttin', but overall I'm healthy as a horse!
P. Pet peeve: When Mom and Dad do the ahem you know... Freaks.
Q. Quote:  "Don't hate me cuz I'm beautiful." Just so applicable to my life, ya know?
R. Righty or Lefty: Four-pawsy. It's a gift, really.
S. Siblings: I had a brother and two sisters. Mommy actually considered going back to adopt my brother a week after she made the excellent decision to adopt me, but he'd already been adopted. Because he was as awesome as me, obvi.
T. Time you wake up: 6:30 a.m. on the dot, every day. Mom hates me a little.
U. University attended: I hold many prestigious degrees.

V. Vegetables you dislike: All of them. Bring on the beef!
W. What makes you run late: Mom, because she has this disease called chronic lateness.
X. X-rays you've had: That hospital stay? They thought I swallowed a toy squeaker. Thanks for spending your life savings on me, parentals!
Y. Yummy food: They feed me the same shit every. single. day. So I do this with it, just to prove a point.

Six very evil pieces of food.

But when they're nice and give me "people food," I love peanut butter, bananas, and yogurt!
Z. Zoo animal favorite: Are there deer at the zoo? Mom and Dad call me "a deer" because of my prancy galavanting and nubby tail. I don't know what "deer" means, but I can only assume they're super cool and gorgeous.

That Buggins, she's a trip!