The Welcome Wagon has arrived!

When what to my wondering eyes should appear, but new followers reading my posts up in here!

And I feel it's only right that you know what you're getting into by clicking that little Join this site button. I've just gotta be honest ~ I'm that girl.

Oh, yeah, I'm that girl. Guilty as charged!

Yeeeeks. Nice handlebar.

No, not the drunk girl. Not all the time.
So, what girl, you ask?

Well, besides the one who wears a soft, fluffy, cozy, brand new gray jacket with black pants and walks around like this all day?
Momma tried to teach me shame. I didn't have my listening ears on.

I'm the girl...

Who pours hot sauce on everything, and then complains it's too hot.

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Who creepily smiles at every baby in the grocery store. 
I think they're cute. Their mom thinks I'm a babynapper.
"Are you by chance on the hunt for a babysitter? If so, I'm available to stay home alone with your infant child!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Who dances wildly while driving alone. Bonus points if I get caught by a random stranger and make them feel awkward.
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Who always changes something in her restaurant order. I've probably consumed more spit in my food than I will ever know.

"Can I please get the fettucine alfredo, but with marinara sauce instead of cream, angel hair pasta instead of fettucine, add broccoli and mushrooms, and extra parmesan cheese on top."
"Oh, so you want a veggie spaghetti with no meatballs?"
"No, I want the fettucine alfredo but not really the fettucine alfredo at all. Wasn't I clear?"
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Who weighs 100 pounds soaking wet, but drives an SUV as big as a house.
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Who gives names to inanimate objects.
My crock pot is named Agnes.
I have a loud, crazy, snazzy dining room chest named Flo.
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Who tried to run "for real" once in a 5K. And failed miserably.

The course was mismarked and we all ended up running more of a 3.5K. I still wanted to eat seven bananas and demanded a massage.
Zumba or bust.
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Who feels like a criminal walking out of a store without purchasing something. I possess a lot of unnecessary and unwanted items.
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Who smells every bottle of soap in Bath & Body Works, and then buys yet another bottle of Sweet Pea to add to the 12-bottle collection I have at home.
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Who loves puppies more than most humans.

But really, how could I not?!

So, did ya learn more about me? A little insight? A little behind-the-scenes peek?
A little freaked out, maybe?

But really, this post can be summed up in one word...

FIERCE.
I'm the girl who is So. Freakin. Fierce.

Linking up with Helene, Emily, & Sybil for Tell Me About It Tuesday!