When in doubt... DANCE!

Awwwww yeah y'all, we're back on this favorite subject again! 

{Gangsta Lene, shake yo bon-bon, honey.}

Last month, I posted about dance crazes that have swept the nation and how absolutely fascinating that is to me. 

Millions of people watching a single YouTube video and turning it into flash mobs and bridal party entrances?

Social media {and sexy grooms} for the win!

And all this talk about move bustin' and booty droppin' got me to thinkin'.

I think we all have that one song that when we hear it break through the car speakers, the DJ's booth at da club {cue drunk girls: "OHMIGOD I LOVE THIS SONG!!!!!!!!!!"}, or just on our iPod while we get ready in the morning, makes us wanna wiggle our badonkies.

But, before I'm allowed to ask you what your song is, I guess I've gotta confess mine, eh? 

Boy oh boy, promise not to think less of me. Don't judge. Just let the music move ya and see if you can put yourself in my Material Girl shoes.

Something about this song just does it for me, y'all.

Seriously, I go gospel soul and bust some crazy like you've never seen.

Now now now now now, before you get to thinking I actually like Madonna - NO. Really, I can't stand her. And her too-muscular arms freak me the eff out. 

I just have nightmares that she'd strangle me with her pinky and then call me a virgin or something. *shudder*

But this song? Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit, I'm gettin' my groove thang on just thinking about it!!! 

Maybe it's when she "lets the choir sing."

Or perhaps the way it "feels like home" when he calls her name.

Or maybe it's simply that Mod Madigan wants to "take me there." Whatever that means. 

Whew, heaven help me.

For real, I don't even know what the song is about. Or why the video has to be so damn creepy. 

All I know is that I'm off to dance, Ellen DeGen style, until my entire audience joins me.

Come on choir, sing it with me, sistas!

Oh, and in case you were wondering exactly what it's like when my groove thang revs up...

One day they're gonna learn to stop letting me out of my cage so often.

Now you fools ain't gettin' off that easy. Spill it ~ what song makes your sexy body go bump bump bump?

{Name that band and you're my BFF.}

And lastly but not leastly today, I have a special request for all of my amazing readers!
My mom has entered their sweet dog Moose into a local Hilton Head magazine's Annual Pet Photo Contest! Yep, we're those dog people  :)
I would be forever grateful if you'd click here to head over and vote for Mr. Moo!
Voting ends January 15th @ 5:00 p.m.

Da peoplez, dey vote for meez? 

Shoot, how about this ~ If y'all click that linky and vote for Mooshu Pork {Poor dog has so many nicknames, we've lost count}, and leave a comment here telling me about it, I'll pick one lucky voter as the winner of a PetSmart/Petco gift card. Kibble gets expensive, ya know!

Thank you, thank you, thank you!